Thugs
(to the tune of "log" from the ren & stimpy show)
By Baroness Ysabella (Alternate by Mistress Danabren)
 
what roams the fields
with sword and with shield
runs over the middies smug
alone or in packs
with pole arm they smack
they're thugs thugs THUGS!
 
they're thugs
they're thugs
they're big, they're heavy they're butch
 
They're thugs
They're thugs
they're better than bad they're putsch*
 
OR ALTERNATE:
 
They’re thugs
They’re thugs
They’re big, they hit ‘em like nuke (dukes)
 
They’re thugs
They’re thugs
They’re better than bad, they’re mooks!
 
 
 
 
Definitions of putsch:  * noun: a sudden and decisive change of government illegally or by force