The Squire and the Piranha Pit
(Tune "The battle hymn of the republic")
Words by Baroness Selena and Baroness Ysabella
 
chorus:
boy how's it feel to be eunuch?
boy how's it feel to be eunuch?
boy how's it feel to be eunuch?
The Piranha's took your balls
 
I'll be fine he bravely said, but we know that he lied
I'll be fine he bravely said, but we know that he lied
I'll be fine he bravely said, but we know that he lied
The Piranha's took your balls
 
He walked right up and sat right down Just within arms length
He walked right up and sat right down, Just within arms length
He walked right up and sat right down, Just within arms length
The Piranha's took your balls
 
One baroness, she smacked him flat, Just to test her strength
One baroness, she smacked him flat, Just to test her strength
One baroness, she smacked him flat, Just to test her strength
The Piranha's took your balls
 
Our Duchess pure, she gave a pinch, To test his reflexes
Our Duchess pure, she gave a pinch, To test his reflexes
Our Duchess pure, she gave a pinch, To test his reflexes
The Piranha's took your balls
 
 
He panicked in the piranha pit, and turned around and fled
He panicked in the piranha pit, and turned around and fled
He panicked in the piranha pit, and turned around and fled
The Piranha's took your balls
 
 
He ran right away from them, to him the arrows sped
He ran right away from them, to him the arrows sped
He ran right away from them, to him the arrows sped
The Piranha's took your balls
 
The Duchy men came home that night, and gravely shook their heads
The Duchy men came home that night, and gravely shook their heads
The Duchy men came home that night, and gravely shook their heads
The Piranha's took your balls
 
 
We sent a note to his Master, "We're keeping him well fed"
We sent a note to his Master, "We're keeping him well fed"
We sent a note to his Master, "We're keeping him well fed"
The Piranha's took your balls
 
 
The chair, the tape, the garden hose, We don't know what you mean
The chair the tape the garden hose,  We don't know what you mean
The chair the tape the garden hose,  We don't know what you mean
 The Piranha's took your balls
 
 
The moral is do not go in, if you are not led,
The moral is do not go in, if you are not led,
The moral is do not go in, if you are not led,
The Piranha's took your balls