The Day I Joined the Cathouse

(Tune: “the day I went to sea”)

Baroness Selena D’Ambra

Chorus:

We don’t put out for free,

The day I joined the cathouse,

The madam said to me:

You’re going this-way, that-way, forward and backward

Get down on your knees,

A bottle of rum and a pinch on your bum,

THAT”S the life for me!

Each of these lines is a verse:

I learned to come and oh what fun!

In came a crew, with balls of blue,

It fell to his knee like the branch of a tree,

From the floor we yell for more,

Come into town, we all go down,

The college boys may think we’re toys,

If you sail, come get some tail,

Come get your kicks, just take your pick

The sun’s gone down, so come around,

Take us one at a time, or all in a line,

We show some leg, no need to beg,

Take us out to dine; we’ll treat you fine,

Meow Meow Meow, Meow