Northern Army March

(Tune: Marine song – can’t remember the name)

Words by Baroness Selena D’Ambra and Mistress Freya Manslaughter

Give a cheer! Give a cheer!

For the Northern Army’s here!

As we sing you our pre-slaying song.

Guard your flank! Hold your beer!

For the Northern Thugs are here!

Why can’t we all get along?

For it’s THRUST! SMACK! SPANK!

(We did say watch your flank!)

Call out our war cry loud and strong

YOU’RE DEAD!

Where ‘ere you go,

You will always know,

Northern Army is still going strong!